Sunday, May 30, 2010

Origin of the Nightmare

Consider this the epilogue to the Teach the Controversy mini series.



Panel One
Remex: You know why you get nightmares, Skull?

Panel Two
Skull: Sleep is something we still don't quite understand.

Panel Three
Remex: It's because you eat too much meat!

Panel Four
Remex: I always knew dromaeosaurids were real freaks.

Panel Five
Skull: How am I supposed to eat anything?
Remex: Oh, right. No feeding in the museum.

Panel Six
Skull: No, I mean I'm a fossil cast. How would I eat?
Remex: Well, you sleep... and talk...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Teach the Controversy Part III

The last part in this mini series.



Panel One
Savape: As I see it, there's only one solution to this.

Panel Two
Savape: Euthanize him!

Panel Three
Ostrom: You seem happy.
Savape: 'Tis a gleeful thing.

Panel Four
Ostrom: Is it even possible to euthanize a fossil cast?
Savape: I don't know, but it's worth a try.

Panel Five
Ostrom: That's euthanasia?

Panel Seven
Skull: Thank goodness you woke me up! I was having a terrible nightmare about creationists!
Zahavi: How are you supposed to tell if he's asleep, anyway?

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Teach the Controversy Part II



Panel One
Ostrom: Skull! You've got to snap out of it.

Panel Two
Skull: NOOO!!!

Panel Three
Ostrom: Zahavi, this calls for drastic measures.

Panel Six
Skull: Teach the controversy!!!

To be continued...

Friday, May 14, 2010

Teach the Controversy Part I



Panel One
Dinky: Something terrible is happening!

Panel Two
Dinky: You all have to come to the museum quick!

Panel Three
Dinky: Skull has gone mad!

Panel Four
Ostrom: He seems okay to me.

Panel Five
Dinky: Just wait for it...

Panel Six
Skull: Teach the controversy!!!

To be continued...

Saturday, May 1, 2010

I Love the World



Savape leads the world's eumaniraptors in a parody of Discovery Channel's I Love the World commercials (2008 version and 2009 version). Guest singers include (in order of appearance) Avisaurus archibaldi, Scansoriopteryx heilmanni, Hesperornis regalis, Pyroraptor olympius, Sinornithosaurus sp., Troodon formosus, Hesperonychus elizabethae, Rahonavis ostromi, Utahraptor ostrommaysorum, Mei long, and Velociraptor mongoliensis.

As usual, I'll provide lyrics.

I love the crashing,
I love the ashy skies,
I love trees falling,
I love when I can't fly,
I love the whole world and all its meteorites,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da.

I love tsunamis,
I love real bloody things,
I love to die fast,
I love the tyrant kings,
I love the whole world and all its extinctions,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da.

I love disaster,
I love ankylosaurs,
I love volcanoes,
I love rogue herbivores,
I love the whole world and all its doom and death,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da,
Boom de ah da...